Ladki (sharma k): Ye Pyar kya hota hai..?

Ladki (sharma k): Ye Pyar kya hota hai ?
Ladka: pyar ka rishta do insano me wohi, hota hai, jo cement or rait k darmiyaan pani ka hota hai, farz karo
Ladka = cement
Ladki = rait
Love = pani

ab agar cement or rait ko aapas me mila diya jaye to wo strong, nahi honge,
lekin agar in me pani mix kar diya jaye, to koi in ko Judaa nahi kar sakta...

Ladki (hans ke): ghade tu shakal se hi mazdoor lagta hai..

Film Dekhnay ke Baad Aap ko kya Lesson Mila?

Teacher: '3 Idiots' Film Dekhnay ke Baad Aap ko kya Lesson Mila? Pappu: Miss Yehi ki..Engineering Padh kar Bhi Medical ki Ladki Fasai Ja Sakti Hai..
Miss: Shut Up & Get Out.

Babloo: Miss Mein Bataon.?
Miss: Very Good, Batao..
Babloo: Miss College ke 1st Day Underwear Zaroor Pehna Chahiye...
Miss: U Also Get Out.


Shamu: Miss Mein Bataon.?
Miss: I Think U are A Brilliant Student.. Tum Sahi Bataoge.
 Shamu: Miss Doctor ke Elawa Engineer Bhi Delivery karva Sakta Hai...
 Miss: U Also Get Out.



GUDU: Miss Mein Bataon. Miss: HAAN BATAO...
GUDU: FRENCH KISS MEIN NAAK BEECH MEIN NAHI AATI. And I can show the demo..... Miss : Class is OVER;)

Girl Asked Some Twin Interesting Questiion And Bal Ashik Baba Replied Amazing Answer...

A girl asked to Bal Ashik Baba !!!


Woh kya hai jo cow ke paas 4 hai aur mere paas 2 hai?
Bal Ashik Baba : legs.
Girl: woh kya hai jo tumhari paint ke andar hai aur meri salwar ke andar nahi hai?
Bal Ashik Baba : Paise.
Girl: woh kya jo log din me lene ke bajay raat me bistar pe lete hai?
Bal Ashik Baba :- Neend.

Girl: woh kya hai jo ladki pahli bar karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?
Bal Ashik Baba : kaan me chhed,

Moral: Aap bhi apni niyat  Bal Ashik Baba ki tarah saaf rakhen.

What is Love ? Love is such a marvelous word...

What is Love ?
Love is such a marvelous word:

If a boy understands, girl doesn't.

and

If girl understands, boy doesn't.

and

If both understand, the world doesn't !!!!!



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